2024-10-31
Statement from TCM Board of Directors
FOR IMMEDIATE PLUBIC RELEASE

Gamers never sleep. But they sure dream. They dream of tight game loops, strangling them as they face down a short crippled life of addiction and impoverished consumption. THIS CURSED MACHINE was phase ONE in a multi-level scheme to leak such a dream into reality. A peek at what the future of entertainment, work, and finance would look like if they finally unified, crystallised in one monstrous body.

The success of THIS CURSED MACHINE allowed its founders to drench themselves in wealth, to inject venture capital into their bloodstream, to truly and irrevocably achieve financial TITANHOOD.

Faceless investors have vested the company with a grotesque amount of funds and a new army of devoted employees: game designers, world architects, microtransaction junkies, ex-convicts, fraudsters, heretics, and one coked-up pig now fill the company’s ranks, ready to begin phase TWO: a digital sovereign state codenamed OUR DEGENERATE TOWN

Ubiquitous play, submerging every corner of your daily life. Tactically engineered mechanics drowning you in a 24/7 fully immersive flow of play. A power “fantasy” like you have never experienced before.

OUR DEGENERATE TOWN will be an exodus from the dead carcass of the old internet into a new type of digital space, one fit for tomorrow’s post-brainrot media landscape. Not just a world to inhabit, but a memetic zone that interfaces with the visceral spinal fluid of your timeline, feeding off of it, capturing enough momentum to break free of any pre-scripted trajectory.

One hundred percent pure autonomous mayhem. Strap into your gaming chair. Your new life is about to start.